Or you could use the door on the right…

Or you could use the door on the right…

posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs

Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ’emergency’…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2,321 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
215 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
cheetaih
cheetaih
15 years ago

Robocop in action!

JOM
JOM
15 years ago

Seriously, I just have to print that one out and put it on my wall in my office !

Blu
Blu
15 years ago

*INSERT DONKEY KONG HERE*
If you have played the Subspace Emissary in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you WILL get that joke.

tee-hee
15 years ago

i should be able to get through with some broccoli and baked beans. 😉

nihao
15 years ago

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

mjh
mjh
15 years ago

then brace yourself for a long drop.

!!!!
!!!!
15 years ago

Bring On the WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fede
Fede
15 years ago

Suicide tendence? Then do it without hessistation!

Mr. B
Mr. B
15 years ago

In an effort to cut back on construction costs, the emergency exits were the first to go.

Luretia
15 years ago

Oh My,…a wall

happyjoyjoy
happyjoyjoy
15 years ago

….so finally i broke the wall, it turns out i was on a japanese game show!!……………and i won.

scapalexis
scapalexis
15 years ago

When in danger, our inner super-strength will be unleashed.

Nate
Nate
15 years ago

Wow, they don’t kid around at karate dojos.

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
15 years ago

..by using the handle above.

Zerosignal
Zerosignal
15 years ago

the unsuspecting wall is totally oblivious to the signs’ evil plan…

Jordan
Jordan
15 years ago

I’ll take my chances with the elevator.

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

…but first look in the security camera and give a thumbs up that would be awes…erm required.

Ben
Ben
15 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t need an emergency to break walls

Vonzen
15 years ago

they also used this sign on the great wall of china lol

Vonzen
15 years ago

much harder to break through though

Vonzen
15 years ago

try to barge dis, you would probably:
A: break your shoulder and dislocate your arm
B: break through and splat your body onto the ground
C: If you have a parachute remember to cut off the cord with a knife before you jump.
D: you will choose not to barge, save your shoulder but not save yourself from burning into ash.

In all of these ppl should have fun

DO TRY THIS AT HOME!

lily
lily
15 years ago

we went to the door on the right but the sign said ‘keep door closed at all times’….. guess we’d best start braking then

wetsver
15 years ago

i noe wad u mean by brake. it means u go to the door then brake it wif a car

Miles24
Miles24
15 years ago

Apparently you recieve a free Sledgehammer when you purchase a room for two nights.

Fede
Fede
15 years ago

Am I the one driving this wall?

domiro
14 years ago

With your bare hands

montelepsy
montelepsy
14 years ago

They don’t make prisons like they used to…

SailorEuropa
SailorEuropa
14 years ago

why use a door when you can make a door!

Kees
Kees
14 years ago

The only wall with wheel lock prevention

Ghost08
Ghost08
14 years ago

In case of stupidity make sign

Ghost08
Ghost08
14 years ago

if not an emergency you will be billed accordingly

Ama-rata
Ama-rata
14 years ago

…Have a nice day, and don’t hit your head on the way out!

Mike
Mike
14 years ago

The walls are actually breakable in Japanese office buildings. Just run through it like a Japanese game show.

Kya
Kya
14 years ago

Warning: Hammer not included.

Sophia
Sophia
14 years ago

“Oh noooo!”

B-diddy
B-diddy
14 years ago

Uhhh … this translation is correct and in perfect English. You’re fired, elfpoo.

tony
tony
14 years ago

I wonder if I am strong enough.

jsmith
14 years ago

This sign was installed by two Italian plumbers, looking for a mushroom or flower.

Yamazaki
Yamazaki
14 years ago

You don’t understand, I get driven UP the wall, not through it.

nao
nao
14 years ago

dont know why, but the same words are written in Japanese

Tori
Tori
14 years ago

Screeeeeeech! Wall coming through!!! (crash)

lolzorr
lolzorr
14 years ago

ahh crap, at the bottom it says “indisstrucktable”

Kenku
Kenku
14 years ago

I’ll use this convenient hole in the floor instead of breaking my legs! (Also who ever is going around downing people’s captions needs to get a life.)

cool
cool
14 years ago

Were on the 7th story!

Glob
Glob
14 years ago

Directions:
1: Make use of our sign.
2: Bang head.
3: Step out area of nice air in wall
4: Land
5: Have a nice day!

In case of failure
1: Run to near opening.
2: Open
3: Jump out. Have nice day.
4: Break leg.

bubbathesnubba
bubbathesnubba
14 years ago

Remember, if said wall is used for emergency, be kind and replace

cate
cate
14 years ago

where is superman when you need him!

Scotty
Scotty
14 years ago

…because the wall is going entirely too fast.

Inunah
14 years ago

In case of emergency after the braking of the wall for emergency, taking of the door to the being left of the wall is greatly.

Sandor
Sandor
14 years ago

It’s a lost cause, all of you trying to top the “coolaid man” comment the guy who submitted the picture left with it. “Ohhh yeaaahhhhh!!”

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2024 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
215
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x