They screwed me pretty good…

Dang. They asked ME to park in the rear…

Their service is second-to-none…

We would have copulated in a fourth region, but they threatened to deport us.

The Asian continent’s foremost Big-Box Escort Service.

“We give a new meaning to ‘private sector’…”

Their specialty: facilitation of tri-nation fornication!

Located on I-69, just north of the Hershey Highway.

These politicians have realized that it’s impossible to cover up a sex scandal, so they don’t even try. They get points for being honest, and it saves the tax-payers a lot of money on impeachment trials.

Threesome in a grandeur scale

Once you go regional you never go back.

The winner goes through to the nationals…

Isn’t this Jena Jameson’s specialty?

The fourth guy got fired for sexual harassment….

I wonder what’s going on in Region 1 and 2?

No wonder it smells funny…

So that’s how world came into existence…

You never go Kanto to Chubu.

…And they’re telling us to expect at least two new islands in nine centuries.

while tri-cities only sucks

Best in three regions!

much more compelling than Two Girls One Warehouse

Three regional copulates, two crooked lawyers, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Those three regions must be nether regions, huh?

Engrish webmaster: please verify this image isn’t Photoshopped. It looks very suspicious with the white things behind the letters, and the “L” in “REGIONAL” matching perfectly with the lamp-post…

Regional. So ‘Frisco’s out?

I sure hope those regions aren’t divided by any…walls!

where it’s ok to make a pass at your boss

wam bam–thanks for visiting our city ma’am

All other regions fornicate.

Orgies – Buy one, get one free

Tuesday…it’s Radies Night!

I know what regions one and two are but what is region three….ooooooooooh……

I think I’ll stick to telling my kids about the “Three Little Pigs” It dont have so many sybullalls.

this is where celebrities take nude photos

i wanna see what’s going on behind those gates.