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If you turn over, fall carefully.
…man, it feels good, turning over a new leaf… WHAT THE?
turn at your own risk!
These forests are haunted for a reason!
and no muffining either.
and heaven forbid, no popovers.
If you turn over, it will be get a turning.
Viva la No Revolution!
C’EST LA VIEEEEEEEEE T_T! damn, too late
Well, sunny-side-up it is, then.
Over the hedge: dozens of half-baked sunbathers.
I much prefer barreling over anyway
no leftovers either!
This has been a message from your local illegal aliens.
Damn you mean I can’t do that?
Escape route only…
But what if I have to?!
*turns book page*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Honey, don’t read that sign I was really comfortable like that”
luke must of read that sign before going to face vader
We don’t take lightly to scones, crepes, and strudel in these parts either, partner…
‘but… he still turned!’ *sobs*
a polite way to say “don’t be so stupid, be careful!”
Well, as long as you said “please” …
“No officer, I’mjust sitting here, I’m not turnning over.
or to your doom fall will you
The drop isn’t that far, but the sign was supposed to say ‘caution wet paint’
so it IS Taboo in China!!!???
No happy endings at this massage parlor.
But I’m almost done!
(cooking joke… eheh?)
“Oh my god! That man fell off the bridge! Let’s call a doctor!”
“Are you kidding! We shouldn’t!”
“You cold hearted demon! Why?!”
“Look! There’s a sign!”
“Oh. Okay, let’s go.”
your horribly disfigured ass will offend the tourists
But it want an even tan!!!
And don’t get me started on turning on! For the love of god don’t get me started
Police: “stop right there maggot!!!!”
Person: “what did I do?”
Police: “you turned over! now you can be read your miranda rights”
At least not till I’m done…..
Rock’n’Roll over only