Still tastes like chicken!

Still tastes like chicken!

posted on 11 Sep 2008 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Nic’.
Found in China.

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BigFatCat
BigFatCat
16 years ago

I love bullfrog

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
16 years ago

Oddly, this item appeared on the menu immediately after their last health inspection…

Jim
Jim
16 years ago

I knew the Eggplant King, and he hated incense.

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

We thought we’d skip a step and go right for the botulism.

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

…but it needs a starter colony… oh, wait: that’s wine-making

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

Bacterium: as long as it’s on the menu, the inspectors don’t mind.

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

You get used to the runs…

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

We used to call it MSG but then nobody wants that any more

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

Bacterium: for the constipated tourist.

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

Still tastes like chicken.

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

At least they stopped complaining about the dog meat.

tekleader
tekleader
16 years ago

Also try the Spyrochete with Pork!

Breefolk
Breefolk
16 years ago

I generally prefer my bacterium with beef.

Eric
Eric
16 years ago

All the other eggplants are still milling about shouting “Down with the king! Free high-nitrogen fertilizer for everyone!”

db
db
16 years ago

That’s funny, it tastes just like virus.

Will
Will
16 years ago

And for dessert, I shall have the penicillin pie.

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

Waiter, there’s a paramecium in my soup!

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

Only thing you’d need a microscope for is to find the chicken – ripoff!

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

The Wu Fu Restaurant on the lower east side was closed today due to a salmonella outbreak. The Eggplant King was unavailable for comment, but locals say he appeared to be incensed.

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

Don’t laugh – it’s the replacement for the even more unpopular “Alien Chestburster Souffle.”

j9c
j9c
16 years ago

Lower right entree: sliced petri dish culture with vat-grown “meat” rectangles.

daemonbot
daemonbot
16 years ago

Try this, and vomit the pool!

Ellen
Ellen
16 years ago

I only get one bacterium in my chicken? What a ripoff!

Tim
Tim
16 years ago

Waiter, there’s chicken on my bacteria =(

chucklingmoose
chucklingmoose
16 years ago

The taste’ll grow on ya. It’s infectious!

Nyna
Nyna
16 years ago

Comes with complimentary box of tissues and cough suppresants!

kyle
kyle
16 years ago

i could sure go for a big ol plate of sturfried potato and cabbge etc.

Amanda Mehl
Amanda Mehl
16 years ago

If you kiss the braised bullfrog, he’ll turn into the Eggplant Prince!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
16 years ago

The eggplant king fell for the chicken, DON’T DO IT!!

Mothra
Mothra
16 years ago

The other dishes have such colorful adjectives, but the shrimp is just shrimp.

sycareus
sycareus
16 years ago

putting the mmmm in bacterium

nick
nick
16 years ago

I was going to try the chicken giblets, but i didn’t have the guts.

jan
jan
16 years ago

Not shown: “Pu pu platter”
(which actually did appear on a menu in Boston’s Chinatown)

Grammaticus Repairo
Grammaticus Repairo
16 years ago

It costs that much and you only get one bacterium!?!? What a gyp!!!

Pokejedservo
16 years ago

Chicken with Bacteria? No thanks I’ll go for some good old fashioned grilled Chicken with Radioactive Waste now THAT is definitely delicious!

Maskdt
Maskdt
16 years ago

It’s your penicillin and meal all in one!

spyke
spyke
16 years ago

If you dont like the bacterium chicken try our SARS sushi!

Patrick
Patrick
16 years ago

It’s a trap!

Kiael
Kiael
16 years ago

Bacterium with chicken? So what, I can get that at taco bell.

Mike
16 years ago

They should’ve stayed away from the fresh herpes at the grocery store.

Don
Don
16 years ago

From the country that brought you “Thousand-Year-Old-Egg”… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_year_egg

PrinceRin
PrinceRin
16 years ago

Bacterium with chicken, scientifically proven to help cure cancer!

Moro475
Moro475
16 years ago

Mommy,the chicken tastes funny….

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
16 years ago

Apparently they didn’t sautee the chicken giblets quite well enough.

acu
acu
16 years ago

We give you the best of our culture in this dish.

algernon
algernon
16 years ago

Finger licking good

EverydayJane
EverydayJane
16 years ago

Better than bacterium without chicken.

Brandon
Brandon
16 years ago

At least they’re honest

Ell
Ell
16 years ago

The braised bullfrog is a favorite among french tourists

Chris Lees
Chris Lees
16 years ago

That’s no sauce, that’s E-coli!

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