Housing brochure from China

not suitable for the elderly.

And your kidneys are in danger too!

Perfect if you’re feeling suicidal.

The company is run by Heartless.

We provide defibrillators at no extra cost!

…..because the building is 40 storeys and has NO elevator!

Pictured: A student’s project from Disney Movie Villain Camp

so don’t forget to apply for medalert

…and try our colon cleaning service.

Arteries, to your stations!

i wonder if ill be safe there

And for only a few thousand-dollars extra, we’ll throw in an extra-deluxe stroke package!! BUT WAIT, there’s more!! If you call RIGHT NOW, we’ll give you a SECOND heart attack, FREE!! That’s right, for the low, low price of 999,999,999,999,999, you’ll get two heart attacks and a stroke, but only if you order right away!! We’ll even TRIPLE your order, ABSOLUTELY FREE!! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE…..

perfect advertisement for mcdonalds

method to control china’s population

Welcome to the luxurious SARS Commons.

Dont worry, painless costs extra

Required downpayment:
life insurance policy, stock portfolio, bank account numbers

Death is guaranteed or your money back.

The Cholesterol Deluxe

Stay includes 10 english breakfasts daily. Must eat.

Please be trying no spill blood. Thank you.

You’ll be so happy, you’ll think your having a heart attack!

Heaven’s door has never been easier to reach! Warning: Salvation not included in purchase.

I’ve been dying to get into this place!

Convenient access…just minutes from the Quadruple Bypass!

When you live here, you will think you died and went to heaven!

So that’s where they get the hearts for the organ transplant black market!?!?!

Oh dear, Kira’s still on the loose…

Anti Valentine Extremists…

Perfect for the ex….

LMFAOROFL Prices You Give Your Heart For In A Heartbeat 😀

WARNING: May cause heart attack. Call emergency room before using

Thank you for convience. Mail in clear plastic bag. Thank you,
Dr. Todd

And while your at it, come eat a delicious meat pie at Todd’s Meat Pie shop! You can taste the organs! I mean sausage!…

Hehehe…

Bring Your Own Defibrillator.

You Give In Your Heart In A Flash For Prices Like This 🙂

Prices lower than blood sugar! You drop dead with shocking!

wow there was an add to the right just now about heart disease and how to avoid it…

Need to make up your mind? Stay at our built in Heartbreak hotel for free!

The place to die for!

Their menu is so good! Lookie! Fried Chicken, with 300% more grease than your average chicken, only served burgers and grease

Buy one get one free!

OK, that’s it, I NEVER go to China

And every home will be pillaged.

These are the worst attempts at a caption that I’ve seen yet

OK! OK! I’ll buy it ! D:

*throws wallet at lease consultant*

In an effort to clean up the streets of Beijing, the city council decided to bring crime in from the streets.

Can you attack my lungs instead?

It’s everything I’ve ever wanted!!

The better come with washer and dryer

CARDIO CONDOS