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where is the yen button?
How far can you go if you’re an expert?
Â¥ 880 Midnight hunting
Â¥ 920 Midder night hunting
Â¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
Â¥ 1500 Morning hunting
Â¥ 880 Midnight hunting
Â¥ 920 Midder night hunting
Â¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
Â¥ 1500 2 A.M hunting
how much would it cost if i go several spots fartherer?
Â¥ 1,500 See Titanic
Â¥ 2,000 See Titanicker
For advancederest
Boat night hunting!
How much to just buy the stinkin’ boat?
1000 yuan get nighter hunting and happy ending with blonderer diving instructions teacher in photo.
Help Prices
Â¥ 0-100 You drown
Â¥ 200 You have a lesser drown
Â¥ 300 You almost dont drown at all
Â¥ 400 No drowning.
Â¥ 1000 We drown for you.
How much for a light year away?
It’s only logical: the fartherer you diving, the moreer it costs.
I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.
Extra 20000 if you want to go back, unless you want to be dumped into the sea forever.
Y 10 Get Snorkel, flush head in toilet
they say midnight hunting, but they dont tell you, there hunting you.
question: is fartherer not farther than the farthest?
Can I please have a boat goes 2 spots fartherest, night hunting, and a pistol please? Oh, and the boat ofcourse.
what’s the price to America?
Your host and captain – Dumb and Dumberer
Sorry but this is too funny. I spat water all over..
y 1500 artic swim
y 3000 suicide platform
y 2000 avoid the sharks
y 20 shotgun
y 50 aqua bot
y 15 pistol (with magnum)
soooo… how do you hunt the night?
If you choose night hunting, you’ve gone too far(thererest)…
Â¥ 100 000 – this never happened, and nobody saw a thing…
For of beginners who wanted asked: boat 3 spot furtherestest, boat meet home
– Your Trip Organiser
time to hunt seestag and aqua beear!
this is dumb
dumber
dumberer
and dumbererer
But I’ll take YOU to the spottest away farther for free, babe
The funnierer sign I’ve ever seen!
We’re gonna need a biggerer boat…
Roger Fartherer.
Hi,guys.I am the guy who print this out. I am very glad that every one likes my word “fartherer”. I hope to see you in Blue Sky hostel in Sanya Hainan china soonerer.
Well, I gotta make dinner, so, can I take one Far-ish?
Start ¥100 if go naked, rimited tiem only.
Does it seem like a bad idea to take the guys with harpoons on the same trip as the scuba divers?
Nah
Double your money and save on fuel coming back due to less weight.
Â¥880 night for hunteeng
Â¥900 for light
Â¥2,000 for air tank.
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The night hunting option is to go look for a friend who went too far away. Farthest sounds like the point of no return!
More options coming soon!
Boat
Boat with 1 oar
Boat with 2 oars
Boat with engine
Boat with working engine
900 if u want to return from night hunting
900 if u want to invest in orange clothing for night hunting *wink wink*
“I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.”
– I’m the one who sent the picture, true, that’s where we found it 🙂 We went there in June 2007. Great place and best Chinglish!
LOL the night dive is only like 10 bucks american!
you gotta pay double for round trip
2Y ……………..You sink in water, we watch you
Near……..
Far!!
880 – Hunt the scuba divers…