Uum.. yuh..

Brought to you today by the Letter “O”

wow when i discovered parking without permission i discovered no car.

Someone should fine the sign maker for bad spelling and grammar! You wanna make sure you actually know the language before you try to post signs in it! What’s ptiectprohibition?

I hza otn na diksyonaryes orw af thisorous.
I haz not an diksyonary or a thesaurus

The latest get-rich-quick scheme: parking without permission (10000 yen every time! guaranteed!)
(limited time offer)

How about I pay you 20000 and I take your car too?

I see they have Canadians in Japan too. I don’t know what they are talking aboot.

what is ten yen, like 24 cents? Or is it like 200 bucks?

But I didn’t offer any money

Did that sign just ask for a bribe?

10000 yen for having discovered parking without permission? they ripped u off! do u know how much ppl save by avoiding parking lots?

No nose picking without permission please.

See, that’s what happens when you get Canadians to translate for you!

This is a lie! it was ME who discovered parking without permission!!!!

BABABABBA! YOU ALL IS FUN MAKE OF UNSFORTUNE SIGN WITHOOT ME PERMISSIONS! TWAGS! BLAAAABABBABLAAAGGG!!

Steictly speank, of coose! 😉

U iz pteicdrruonk…

ooh realy ookay

not accepting 10000 yen unless I see your car…

When did signs get a Canadian accent?

For an additional ten yen, I’ll even ignore that body in that back; waddya say? No better deal in town!

Bribery just got a new definition in Merriam-Webster…

Excuse me?

when I discovered myself can’t read this sign, I discovered myself paying 10,000 yen

That seems a reasonable price for filing a patent on parking without permission.

This is so pteict …