Shrooms’ll do that for ya…

Available for purchase at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch!

you shall find happiness at Michael Jackson’s house; everything pleases the bottom and tastes like sugar. baby bottom happy very happy

Americans please note: The word ‘fanny’ doesn’t mean the same in the US as it does in the UK. Let’s just say, it’s in the same sort of area … but only females have them. Yup – it even ruder over here!!

nothing says happiness like a mushroom in the fanny

Yes, we’re aware that your daughter has a fanny, but keep your mushroom out of it!

We have mushroom but no bush

baby’s fanny? oh you’ll have to turn right at the mystical pot smoke-house

I know when I’m looking for happiness, I turn straight to the psychedelic drugs and adolescent sex. Where can I buy this shirt?

now i know why snufkin from the Muminim always happy

i’m looking for happiness too..

Hi there.

Have a seat.

hello the boy

Gah..no! These are my Lucky Charms!

Michael Jackson’s new clothing line.

try soem deppresso

I am looking for police number…

This is not Fanny!