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Comes with complementary holy water every Sunday if you order from the dollar menu! Please ask cashier if you would like it turned to wine.
Made with 100% holy cow!
Hmm, I’d like to try some of that “Ten Commandments” meal…
In case your real burger dies…
The Passion fruit punch is totally heavenly!
OMG, I thought god was to busy to
own a burger restaurant
David in the sky with hamburgers, follow him down to a bridge by a soda fountain.
The main branch is located at New Jerusalem.
Burgers here are divine, because G-O-D is G-O-O-D!
So this is where the crows got their supplies!
now we know what the mona lisa was miling about 🙂
Even Mc Donald’s can’t stay out of the Culture War…
God Burger: Where the morbidly obese go after death.
Where salvation meets salivation
Everytime I ask for my change, they tell me change must come from within.
Where your change will change you.
The Original Burger King!. Have It His Way
I’ll be damned if it isn’t delicious!
sorry about the dyslexia….
Old Testament:
Get 2 for the price of one on Fridays. Closed Saturdays.
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Wouldn’t it be funny to see a sign: “Now Hiring Managers”?
Have you seen their 1-for-500 fish sandwich special?
For the carnivores who had been good in life, or the sinful vegans…
Mom, Dad, can I have my Bar Mitzvah party HERE??
Well now we have proof that Jesus Christ didn’t rise from the dead…I think we got to him first.
Unfortunately his suppliers went under. He only bought 3 patties and 5 buns and has been serving the crowds ever since.
Great burgers!
juke box- ‘song of solomon’
“Medium-well done, good and faithful servant!”
WWJD: Where Would Jesus Dine?
Earilier this week I found Jesus…he works at Taco Bell.
* Notice *
Does not apply to Hindus!
Welcome to God Burger, home of the God Burger, can I take your order?
I grew up in the neighborhood of this restaurant. The name of the restaurant is from the owner’s name. His family name is Kamikawa. “Kami” is in the same kanji character as the kanji for God. It’s run for more than 30 years.
There used to be a bakery on the same block where the restaurant is located. The name of the bakery was “Kamikawa bakery”. The owner’s father ran the bakery, and was supplying buns to son’s restaurant.
I love God Burger. It was around the corner from my house, I used to eat there once a fortnight. Translated their menu for them (corrected some of the Engrish I’m afraid).
I bought this T-Shirt, then wore it to God Burger in Hiroshima when I went back to visit recently. The staff thanked me for wearing the shirt, and I asked if I had made it myself (in homage to their Burger God perhaps??). I had a Royal God Burger, which was mighty fine indeed. I was proud to support such a regal and holy establishment.
So, can I safely assume they serve psalm frites?
The sign painter was dislexic , it should read ” DOG burgers “
Try our holy trinity (johatdogs, jesuses juicy jalapeño poppers, and the holy sprite) and we guarantee that you will continue eating here until you get a Buddha, than the cook will send you to hell.