Heavenly Burgers

God Bress these Burgers

god bress this beef, for my buns are grey and mis shaped

Eternal salvation only for paying customers.

If it’s your last supper.. .have a God Burger

it seems holy cow has some competition…

table for 17,000 please? yeah…i have the Philistines and the Tribe of Canaan stopping by for brunch…….Oh,and in case you need a bit of help, Ramsees offered his army of slaves to help with preparing the meal.

“This Sunday only!!!….Bring your Bible for a personalized autograph by the Lord Himself!!

***note:with 3 or more purchases of a #7***

Lord: hey Moses? can you please tell Peter to come down again?
the pipe organ Musak player in the Bathroom quit working again,im too busy with answering prayers right now. thanks.

Worker: Lord?…uh,sorry to bother you..but,we ran out of patties.
Lord: go look again my Son.
Worker kneeling: Sorry Father,its my first day…i should of known better than to doubt you.forgive me
Lord: hurry up,customers are walking out

God Burger! The other white meat!

and on the 8th day God said “let there be tight-ass Tuesdays” and there was.

“Mommy i’m can i get the King David Kid’s meal?”

Come to God Burger…where cripples eat and run!!

Yes Sir, one Medium meal, would you like crispy Halo rings with that?

Every 50th GodDeluxe comes with a free Blessing from Father Ronald McDonald!

Can I take my leftover in a goddybag?

Next time i’m having the god dog….

FREE E.coli poisoning for all sinners!

Not your mama’s loaves & fishes!

Mmmm…….bread and wine served by a smurf……..my favorite.

Knock and the door shall be opened unto thee, until 11pm. Drive-thru open til 2am.

I don’t believe in fast food.

no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.

1. What Would Jesus Eat?
2. This was created on the 8th day…

Customer: Your Burger tastes like a MIRACLE!
Manager: Thank you
Customer: What is this made of?
Manager: Its made from 100% pure Holy Cow

The food’s a blessing, but parking’s Hell

So, does this mean that one combo can feed 40,000?

Thou shalt eat this burger

You should try their Angel Wings in hot sauce

That’s why we haven’t heard from God in a while, he’s too fat from eating too many God burgers

could put hungry jacks outta business! i wonder if they have god sauce

Sign on top right: Kill self here to gain entry

Burger King of Kings

In burger we trust

I’ll have the Filet O’ God Burger please.

hmmm,i wonder what the armageddon burger is like….
….phew,cause those revelation fries went right through me!

Science and philosophy: grinding up and frying your superstitions for thousands of years.

If holy wine is the blood of Christ and the Eucharist is the body of Christ, then what body parts do the meat patty and the secret sauce represent?

Convienently located in Hell’s Kitchen

Its actually the wrong side of the window, so it’s backwards.

The King of Burger Kings

…SO this Buddhist calmly floats in and says “Make me one with everything”.

Mormon: A man can have more than one burger.
Jews and Catholics: eat your burger and feel guilty about it.
Agnostic: not sure if they will have a burger or not.
Rastafarian: eat your burger in the smoking section.
Scientology: Your first burger is only $150.00
Islam: There in One Burger and God Burger is it’s Kitchen
Evengelical: It’s a personal relationship with your burger.
Zen: The Burger isn’t found by searching.
Existentialist: Being a burger is what makes it a burger.
Alcoholics Anonymous: Burgers, one day at a time.

“Oh my, god! HOLY cow, this place is good!”

what’s funny is… they’re closed on Sundays.

I’ll take one holy cow burger, with a side of Jesus chips, and a bottle of holy water thanks~

Does the beef come from holy cows?

Step right up to the God Burger confession stand, and get a free refreshing glass of holy water–eternal refills, no charge, and salvation to go. Remember: All you have to do is ask!

the only place where gluttony isn’t a sin

The meaty alternative to Church of Fruits.

Promoting healthy eating since Genesis!