Heavenly Burgers

This isn’t a burger, its just fish on a bun

i like the Christ-Cola

Yes, you can have it Yahweh!

Bless me father for I am hungry…

god burger, where 1 burger feeds many

Notice: Democrats not welcome until you stop trying to change the menu.

Welcome to God Burger, home of the God Burger, may i take your orison?

GOD Burgers….we answer to a higher authority!

The three wise men brought gifts to the Christ Child hoping to secure franchise rights from his Father.

Try our new Adam and Eve riblet sandwich!! Come with free Buddy Christ bobblehead!

Man cannot live on burgers alone…

That’ll be 2 dollars and a prayer please…

Then what are the fries made of?

Glad I’m not a restaurant critic!

Try the Virtue Milkshake.

I’d like Miracle Whip on the bun.

The meals don’t have all that much spice to their flavor but for some reason the water they serve is awfully refreshing for some reason.

McDonalds may be one of the top fast food chains, but they just might be going a bit too far with this rename…

i wonder if they sell christ-chex

Father, son and holy sandwich.

You can taste the holiness in every bite!!!

I wonder if they serve “Chicken soup for the soul”…?

These burgers are good enough for Jehovah!

customer: I’ll have the Sacred Cow with Miracle Whip
cashier: That’ll be $3.
customer: Here ya go.
cashier: have a blessed day.
customer: Hey, what about my change?
cashier: Oh, God won’t unless you really want to.

No Burgers, no Peace; know Burgers, know Peace

In the begining the burger was void and without form, and God said “You want flies with that?”

give a man a burger and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to flip burgers and you pay him minimum wage for a lifetime!

Jesus Christ! That’s a great burger!

The cast, tired of being ordered around by Gordon Ramsay, finally found refuge.

Beats wine and wafers any day.

What do you mean, they dont serve them with Hellmann’s Mayonaise?

But for every burger you wait 7 days

mama mama theres a old guy frying burgers on the clouds ….i wanna eat it XD

The Eucharist- Not just for Sundays anymore.
(Now with real heavenly flesh!)

And Burger said, “Let there be mayo!”

Patties made with 100% god.

Free drinks with 2 or more confessions!

I’ll have one, with Jesus Fries and Jude Cola…

what would Jesus eat?

can i have a burger with extra miracles please?

Matthew suggested it to me…

Served with complimentary bread and wine. **For a limited time only: Free Plastic Cross Keychain!**

CUSTOMER: If you bring my order late again, I’m gonna talk to the owner
THOMAS the CASHIER: I doubt that

if Jesus built my hotrod and God flipped my burger than what does the Holy Ghost do?

6 days of creation can make even god hungry.

Remenber, DOG spelled backwards….

Wow! I love burgers! Esp made by G.

Finally, we know what was served at the Last Supper…

Happy are those who are called to this supper…

Oh taste and see that the Lord is good.