What a relief!

…and then I woke up in a puddle

Careful covering your feet

Me relieve myself pretty some day.

How do me spell relieve? R-O-L-A-I-D-S

Me rike it exquisitely much.

The casual actions and sunlight and trees and stuff is all fine and dandy. But I’d rather have a cold beer.

Now me need cookie. It good enough for me!

Has to be seen to be relieved.

This t-shirt authored by Animal of The Muppets.

“Sunlight filtering down through the trees made me feel relieved.”

I don’t see anything wrong with that sentence. Maybe it belongs in a bad design site, but there’s nothing wrong with the English.

Can I be relieved once I push you down these stairs? That’s how I would like it!

I lke it warm, soft and wet. Here, put on these knee pads.

John Denver originally wrote “Sunlight filtering down through the trees made me feel relieved.” After much trial and error he decided on the more aesthetically pleasing and concise “Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy.”

Just don’t relieve yourself.

me feel tension of laughing when see your shirt

plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is…

At least it wasn’t “When I think of you, I wet myself”

Sunshine filtering down through the trees may make him feel relieved, but I usually relieve myself down under trees.

When you have a catheter,you pretty much don’t really know when you’re relieving yourself. Ergo,you are always relieved.

Me feel relieved that me finally have cookie!

You apologize for the incontinence?

I was scrolling through the comments, waiting for someone to mention that these are actually Fleet Foxes lyrics. (they aren’t, not that I know, but they could be)