April 29th, 1997

Zero Time Coffee

 

 

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April 28th, 1997

Mega Break Coffee

 

 

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April 19th, 1997

Calcium Wafers

For the life of me, I cannot figure out how to enjoy these wafers...

 

The text really does end with "for..."

 

Photo courtesy of Todson and Jennifer Page.

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April 6th, 1997

Post Water Close Up

Don't forget Post Water is 'Newly Tasty Improved Enhanced'!

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April 5th, 1997

Post Water

'Post Water' - bringing you to a new level of existence.

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April 1st, 1997

Manila Envelope Seal

(Taken from a manila envelope package)

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March 23rd, 1997

Best Bread Message

Taken from a bakery bag. 

Caption as follows: 'Our little friend 'Tomte' use magical secret-power fro delicious BREAD that, Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE tell us secret that just baken BREAD. YES ..........TOMTE's secret. HOKUO as. BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE's land.'

(NOTE: Tomte is the name for Santa Claus in Sweden. I know this because countless Swedish people have written in to tell me. Others from Norway insist that Tomte is an elf or gnome. Finally, the Finnish insist that 'Tomte' is more like Santa's little helper. Thanks guys.)

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March 15th, 1997

My Fannie

 

Photo courtesy of Todson and Jennifer Page

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March 1st, 1997

Postonic

 

 

Photo copyright Engrish.com

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February 18th, 1997

Pickle EX

So wait, it's an 'ex-Bourbon stick chocolate' Lemon Milk flavored Pickle?? Or was that a Bourbon Pickle with Lemon Milk filling? But where does the 'chocolate' part come in? Somebody please explain.

 

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