October 5th, 2008

Not sure what you want? This is for you…

 

Found on a box for air filter machine in Japan. Photo courtesy of Mark Shreiber. 

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October 4th, 2008

Crying Dog Stationery

Can somebody let the dog out?

 

Photo of a notebook cover. Photo copyright Engrish.com. 

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October 3rd, 2008

Ramen Shop Menu

I like spaghetti with Latinas... 

 

Photo courtesy of Oliver Kuster. Originally posted June 28, 2005. Reposted for Racist Engrish Week.  

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October 3rd, 2008

Not even at The Lion King…

White Russians okay?

 

Photo part of Racist Engrish Week Photo courtesy of John Viklund. Seen at The Lion King at The Grand Theatre, Shanghai. 

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October 2nd, 2008

Come in and meet our grand wizard…

Sign on door: Closed for lynching.

 

Photo courtesy of "Iceface". Photo part of Racist Engrish Week 

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October 1st, 2008

Across the street from Sambo’s…

Tonight only: The Oreos...

 

Photo part of Racist Engrish WeekTaken by yours truly 6 years ago in Sangenjaya, Tokyo. I have been hesitant to post ever since taking the photo.

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September 30th, 2008

White van supremacy…

Sedans can go to hell!  And don't get me started on hatchbacks...

 

Found on a van for a French bakery in Ginza, Tokyo. Photo part of Racist Engrish Week

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September 29th, 2008

I love everybody! …except you.

Actually, I'm a xenophobe...

 

Photo courtesy of Ty Jorgensen. Photo part of Racist Engrish Week

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September 28th, 2008

Order the unexpected pizza…

Can I eat without paying money anything?

 

Photo courtesy of Glenn O'Keeffe. From a pizza ordered in Niseko, Japan. 

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September 27th, 2008

Keep your eye on my ball…

Makes for some interesting contact sports...

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew Wilkinson

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