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A commercial holiday sign for nuns.
…but be sure to ask Father Christmas’ permission first!
(Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good morning! -Dan)
Merry Christmas!
Christmas decorations in the cities are so beautiful. I really love this holidays season.
If you love Christmas so much…
Wed Thanksgiving too!
What all ten of them!
GIVE love on Christmas day, not MAKE love.
Just beware of the inlaws…
I tried, but Christmas just wanted to be friends.
and a moonie new year
If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you- Oh.
…and a Heppy New Year!
Marry her? I didn’t even kiss her!
Let’s marry christmas in the white chapel!!
How do you ruin Christmas for men?
So do I get special gifts if i marry Christmas?
(Merry Christmas everyone!)
… after all, you said you love him.
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Wish you Happy Hollydays!
I think your elders took it a bit literally when you said you Loved christmas..
And Merry Christmas too you all ^^
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.
I do!
Will this be a five (golden) ring ceremony?
Eat, drink, and marry!
I can’t marry Christmas; Prop 8 won’t let me.
I like Christmas, but not THAT much!
Next thing we know, we’re marrying Ramadan, Hanukkah, Easter, Halloween, and Valentine’s Day.
Enjoy! its Xmas time.
Wish you merry christmas and happy new year
And a Happy New Yarr.
Do you take Christmas to be your lawful, wedded holiday? To cheer-ish and to hold (preferably at your place) in poorness and in worth, so long as… well you live?
This year, The Bachelour will be a hit!
marry her? I didn’t even know she was single!
But…I’m afraid of commitment!
I don’t know, Easter might get jealolus…
I don’t know, Easter might get jealous…
I sure will! What’s her last name?
But I’m already engaged to Independence Day!
But he isn’t my type!
and then Sarah knew what her parents kept hinting at
marry Christmas, and a herpe new year!
Does this mean the holiday’s give you tax breaks?
Is someone going to marry Christmas? Yes? COOL! I wanna be her flower girl!
Should I divorce Halloween first, or just serve it the Poison Lacquer chicken and make it look like an accident?
Who want to marry Christmas ?!
mery chrismes USA cool cool
Marry Christmas and get all the lovely gifts for FREEEEEEEE!!!!
Divorced by New Year…
It can’t possibly be that bad….I mean, you’ll have Santa Claus as your ol’ pop and Mrs.Clause as your mama.;)