April 19th, 2010

The pen is sexier than the sword

This explains the massage oil ink...

Photo courtesy of Natalie Whoever. Notebook found in Japan.

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April 18th, 2010

Circles and spheres only

Photo courtesy of Andrew Cardenas. Wrapping on front bumper cover for Mitsubishi Lancer.

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April 17th, 2010

Don’t think about it too long

...because there's no solution!

Photo courtesy of Philip Luu. Sign found in Beijing, China.

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April 16th, 2010

Thanks, but I have to do an artistic #2

Beauty is in the hand of the observer...

Photo courtesy of Daniel Norberg. Found in men's room at toy store in Tokyo.

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April 15th, 2010

Better get your steak dice well-done…

I rolled a double! I'll need a doggie bag...

Photo courtesy of Dan Norberg. Bar found in Sagamiono, Japan.

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April 14th, 2010

Mowing is murder!

The gardener is on ecstasy again...

Photo courtesy of S. Evans. Found in China.

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April 13th, 2010

Wait ’til you see the deductible…

Is this bread approved by my HMO?

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray. Found at Japanese restaurant.

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April 12th, 2010

Kangaroo… can’t keep it down

Photo courtesy of Rachel Call. Special frozen meat pet food found at pet store in Tokyo. BARF is an unfortunate acronym for “Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

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April 11th, 2010

The Luck of the Irish doesn’t work here…

Photo courtesy of Kome Parnell. Found in Japan.

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April 10th, 2010

You pig! You bit my doughnut!

Bacon flavored doughnuts? Just when I thought it couldn't get any better...

Stationery found in Japan.

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