March 13th, 2010

I can still taste the oak…

No wait, you CAN lick this couch...

Photo courtesy of SethGuyen. Found in China.

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March 12th, 2010

It’s all the Drunken Mastar eats…

I'll have a laptop hoagie... to go

"Drunken Chicken" is an actual Chinese dish - this Engrish is posted for the "Lu desktop meat" entree. Photo courtesy of Gwen Matthey. Menu found in Macau.

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March 11th, 2010

In other words, Welcome

Best pick-up line, ever!

Photo courtesy of David Kesinger. Sign on laundromat in Utsunomiya, Japan.

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March 10th, 2010

3st time’s a charm!

For the 3nd time... wrong floor!

Photo courtesy of Lukas. Found at HP offices in Slovakia.

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March 9th, 2010

The more the childie, the more happy time!

Photo courtesy of Jake Skelton. Toy manufactured in China.

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March 8th, 2010

Elevator riding is no laughing matter…

Photo courtesy of SethGuyen. Found in China.

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March 7th, 2010

Fear of frying?

Photo courtesy of Eddie Fields. Found at shop in Narita Airport, Japan.

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March 6th, 2010

One lecture you won’t fall asleep during.

Hey, coz...my monkey's cold!

Photo courtesy of Mark Szulgit. T-shirt found in Thailand.

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March 5th, 2010

In triplicate!

There aren't enough pens!

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Carl Hovey. Found in Nanjing, China (Chinese reads: "checkout desk").

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March 4th, 2010

Dentist Office Bulletin Board

Nurse, have you seen my "stop weeping" sign?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Maxwell. Found in dentist office in China. Check out our new tshirt at the Engrish.com Store!

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