Engrish.com
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

It turned my $100 bill into a roll of toilet paper...

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke. Found in China.

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.

Photo courtesy of Verona B. "Authenticity Card" that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

Photo courtesy of Elise Russell. Found at Chinese cafe in Malaysia.

Phase 1: Collect pumpkin seeds. Phase 2: ????? Phase 3: Become rich!

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Sikon "Adevilinherhat". Dustpan from Japan (made in China).

I like your circumstance...

Photo courtesy of David Herschorn. Trash can found in Xining, China.

Then we gonna emptying your wallet...

Sign says: There is time of the highest class for you. Time shared with jewel that shines dazzling. A dream sacred ground there that wants to visit even times how many and  becomes it. We gonna touching your heart.....

Photo courtesy of Madison B. Sign for hostess club found in Japan.

Good, because my bicycle life was lame...

Photo courtesy of Suzanne Kiner. Found in Nishinomiya, Japan.

Look, it turned red!

Photo courtesy of Madison B. Menu item found in Japan.

It's like a cold shower in every tube!

Photo courtesy of Derick Jansen. Chinese product found in South Africa.

Photo courtesy of Gary. Found on beach in Dali, China.