English rule #1: Neatness not required
Be expect job as to translator!
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What a dump.
I'll have one steaming pile of coffee, please.
Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Found in Japan.
(142 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...That explains the big hole in the back of this raincoat
It's not really Engrish...it says that on porpoise.
Photo courtesy of Obis Cygma. Jacket found in South Korea.
(171 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Your stuff is so cruddy, we couldn’t tell what was trash
Were you going to eat that moldy banana?
Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Found in Tokyo hotel room.
(194 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)Loading...Can I still hate mowing you?
Have you hugged you lawn today?
Photo courtesy of Paul Brock. Sign to stay off of grass.
(174 votes, average: 3.06 out of 5)Loading...Make sure not to have any fun, OK dude?
Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Park sign found in Japan.
(219 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Well, he was a carpenter…
Photo courtesy of Vanessa. Nail salon found in Kyoto, Japan.
(197 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Please take him home with you…
Photo courtesy of Carnotzet. Spotted at Hong Kong restaurant.
(241 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5)Loading...You don’t bling me frowers…
Rove is a many spreandored thing...
Photo courtesy of Kai Lindfors. Found in Kyoto, Japan.
(262 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.
One method: if they give you the key when you ask, it's love.
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