April 13th, 2011

“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

Yeah...I'm definitely going to need an adapter.

Photo courtesy of Priya Satow. Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

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April 12th, 2011

And you’re not reading this

Inappropriately, you're welcome.

Photo courtesy of Blake Stilwell. Sign found outside Forbidden City in Beijing.

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April 11th, 2011

Hand cleaner

Dissolves rusty nails in seconds. Deters rats and little sisters!

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Found in Seoul, Korea.

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April 10th, 2011

This scooter is bar knone

Your command is my wish!

Photo courtesy of Jim Thacker. Razor scooter ripoff from China.

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April 9th, 2011

Natural Born Players

Photo courtesy of Brian Neel. Toy made in China.

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April 8th, 2011

Laymens’ Lenses

One size fits most.

Photo courtesy of Declan Gavin. Found in China.

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April 7th, 2011

Specializing in second-floor basements

I'll admit, the CeilingToilet was a tough sell...

Photo courtesy of Erik Eskin & Ai Leng Ng. Spotted in Hong Kong.

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April 6th, 2011

Don’t sing ABC’s around me again

Easy as 1-2-3...

Photo courtesy of JHsu. Spotted in Taiwan.

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April 5th, 2011

No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight

Photo courtesy of Geza Bohus. Flashlight from China.

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April 4th, 2011

Fujieda Coffee is PEOPLE! It’s made of people!

Cream, sugar, Japanese mother?

Photo courtesy of Claude Rollande. Coffee shop found in Nara, Japan.

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