December 6th, 2010

Opposite of Complimentary?

Oh, and you look like a whore...

Photo courtesy of Mark Snedegar. Found in Chinese hotel. Originally posted 2005.5.11

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December 6th, 2010

It has a nice head, er aroma…

You're gonna need a bigger bottle...

Photo courtesy of Simon McCarthy. Found at Chinese store in Australia.

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December 5th, 2010

Special Therapy

Call us if this looks like your family...

Photo courtesy of Andrew Hubbard. Originally posted 2005.12.28

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December 5th, 2010

Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

Order the dark roast, it's a bigger cup...

Photo courtesy of Diane Quick. Found in Beijing, China.

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December 4th, 2010

pH5 2%

Bessie suffered 2nd-degree teat singeing....

Photo courtesy of Alicia Pearce. Spotted in Fukuoka, Japan. Acid milk is the brand of a yogurt drink.

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December 3rd, 2010

For the last time

After today I am retiring from the world of competitive spurting...

Photo courtesy of Ed, Mike, Felix, and Pete. Sign found in Sapporo, Japan. Originally posted 2003.5.1

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December 3rd, 2010

No problem!

He tends to over-analyze...

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week!

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December 2nd, 2010

Storming the Backwoods

I still don't know why I was arrested...

T-shirt found in Tokyo, Japan. Originally posted: 2004.9.3

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December 2nd, 2010

A lot of charm

Must be "old-world charm"...

Photo courtesy of Holly Hayden. Found in women's restroom in Mitaka, Japan.

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December 1st, 2010

Just for You

Photo courtesy of Teresa Futter. Pic of a t-shirt design from Taiwan. Originally posted 2004.1.21

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