February 28th, 2011

I laughed so hard, I sharted myself

You should see the Boxer Sharts...

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. T-shart found in Japan.

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February 27th, 2011

Right next to the Monarch Car Park

Thank you, mysign...

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Mylord is the name of a department store in Tokyo.

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February 26th, 2011

Be & Ergized!

The carnivore's motto...

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Found in Japan.

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February 25th, 2011

I have one for a Noon Midnight Snack

The potatoes have a chip on their shoulder...

Photo courtesy of Christie Thompson.

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February 24th, 2011

Lube sheep for best results

We resent the label "happy fruits." We prefer "fabulous produce."

Photo courtesy of Edson Chen. Chopsticks holders from Japan.

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February 23rd, 2011

It’s the dog’s meow!

Photo courtesy of Tim Patrick.

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February 22nd, 2011

English rule #1: Neatness not required

Be expect job as to translator!

Photo courtesy of Earl. English academy in South Korea. ("NEAT" stands for National English Ability Test).

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February 21st, 2011

What a dump.

I'll have one steaming pile of coffee, please.

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Found in Japan.

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February 20th, 2011

That explains the big hole in the back of this raincoat

It's not really Engrish...it says that on porpoise.

Photo courtesy of Obis Cygma. Jacket found in South Korea.

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February 19th, 2011

Your stuff is so cruddy, we couldn’t tell what was trash

Were you going to eat that moldy banana?

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Found in Tokyo hotel room.

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