April 29th, 2011

Genghis John

My dad, after chili...

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of David Hales.

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April 28th, 2011

Compatible with PorkFAT32

Internet routers powered by Crisco Systems, Inc.

Photo courtesy of Jas in Nagoya. Found in hotel room in Nagoya, Japan.

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April 27th, 2011

Why don’t you try on a pair?

He's not nuts, he just needs to get his ball bearings.

Photo courtesy of Ana Pettit. Underwear found in Daegu, South Korea.

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April 26th, 2011

Ooh, nice traction you got there…

I'll bet you're a smooth ride...

Photo courtesy of Kimberly. Spotted in Delhi, India.

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April 25th, 2011

For clean, romontic fun

Photo courtesy of Josh Magarick. Found in hotel in Xiamen, China.

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April 24th, 2011

Let’s celebrafe with a Pinkberry!

She packed my bags last nigirt, pre-fligirt.

Photo courtesy of Jimmi. Found in China.

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April 23rd, 2011

Stimulating work

Photo courtesy of Christian. Christian says: "the sign itself is for a massage place, but not THAT kind of massage place.  It's located in a nice neighborhood." Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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April 22nd, 2011

Cookie Monster! Noooo!

Free Saved by the Bell's "Screech" wig with purchase (pictured).

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Court Roper. Toy found in Java, Indonesia.

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April 21st, 2011

School decided to keep exotic dancing

I didn't even know we had to take notes in exotic dancing class...

Photo courtesy of PetSugar. Stationery set from Japan.

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April 20th, 2011

Home of the ‘Tungsten T-bone’

Need a light snack?

Photo courtesy of Shi-Hsia Hwa. Taken in Penang, Malaysia. Apparently some vendors use halogen hotplates to cook.

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