September 4th, 2014

Our bad noodles are closer than you think!

I'll give you three guesses...

Photo courtesy of J. Hulst. Found at Osaka airport restaurant.  

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September 3rd, 2014

Nire or less…

No pain no gane.

Photo courtesy of Johan Tomberg. From a Playstation 1 ripoff.  

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September 2nd, 2014

Still more accurate than Delivery Room

This explains all the waivers....

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.  Sign found in China. 

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September 1st, 2014

Talking with nuts!

Photo courtesy of Anela Lightfoot. Found in Yokohama, Japan.  

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August 31st, 2014

You could blow if you suck!

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter. Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

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August 30th, 2014

Please approach grass with eyes lowered

Photo courtesy of CF. Sign found in Xinjiang, China. 

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August 29th, 2014

Yes, me’em, these are the lest ones.

Hurry, they're going fest.

Photo courtesy of William G. Found in Malaysia.  

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August 28th, 2014

We use only the freshest subject matter..

BTW, I might take all your food...

Photos courtesy of Kennedy Speirs. Found outside a restaurant in Osaka, Japan. 

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August 27th, 2014

Because aloohol and meat don’t mix.

The meat attracts vehicles.

Photo courtesy of Chris Rutter. Found at Po Lin Monastery, Hong Kong. 

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August 26th, 2014

This place is a dive…

Oh, and by the way here's some booze.

Photo courtesy of "Crockeraf" Found at Hoi Tak Hotel in Urumqi , China.

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