April 6th, 2015

We will tenderly misunderstand.

Please miscommunicate courteously.

Photo courtesy of Matt Turner. Found at a sports center in Toda, Japan. 

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April 5th, 2015

As long as it is past-your-eyes

Photo courtesy of Jolene Bestbier. Found in South Africa. 

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April 4th, 2015

Careful with that shan there buddy.

If hair blood calls, I'm not in...

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Warnick. Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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April 3rd, 2015

I LOVE protecting people.

I'm sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey. Found in USA, made in China. 

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April 2nd, 2015

We have a supply closet for that.

Photo courtesy of Cristin Burke. Found in Kashgar, China.  

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March 31st, 2015

Will not get this even when the cows come home…

Photo courtesy of Sandy Moritz.  From a Batman toy that flies in a loop when hung from ceiling, etc.

 
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March 30th, 2015

No, wait–I’m going with SCARE.

Times were tough before Stephen King found that thesaurus.

Photo courtesy of Michelle Akiyama. T-shirt found in Japan. 

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March 29th, 2015

But this is a trombone…

Then you won't mind this gong.

Photo courtesy of Rachel Hendricks Blunk. Found in China.  

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March 28th, 2015

Guys can’t resist!

I knew she was a hard-ass but steel?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Barker. Found in Yokohama, Japan. Meant to say "funny magnet". 

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March 26th, 2015

Yes!

Looking for a positive gum experience?

Photo courtesy of Christopher Taylor. Poster for gum found in Tokyo in 2001. 

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