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Try this net thing.
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Not for the bald
It’s not a net
Otherwise you will end up in a hairy situation
My cat produces these all the time!
A hair thang would be very odd
– Come again? I hair no thing!
So that was the relationship between Thing and Cousin Itt?
‘Protect the hair thin’ would a product for balding people.
Can I just Engrish thing?
Protect the hair thing: try not to get scalped.
My wife thing can only make-up thing because she doesn’t know a thing about The Thing.
Hey! My thing is not hairy!
As used by the Hair Defence Guard of the RAAF.
All proceeds from sale will be donated to the WWF to protect the endangered hair thing.
Hairy Potter uses this everyday.
That’s what she said!
…. especially if it’s in the disabled sloppy passage.
Hair thing…Dow-dow-dow-dow-dow…you make my phone ring
This supermarket has all of the useful things your household needs. On this aisle, we have the protect the hair thing, on aisle 4 are the zap in microwave things, on aisle 7 are the wipe the butt things…
Not sure what the Hair Thing is, but it sounds like something that can look after itself.
I would dye to protect the hair thing.
Does it cost much money thing?
Save the hair thing.
Don’t shave the hair thing.
Become an activist thing today.
♫ Show me that thing, that thing tha-thing thing thing ♫
It’s a protect the hair thing….you wouldn’t understand.
Cocoon thing protects the hair thing until it becomes wing thing.
– Hair thing else, Sir?
Said the bunny: “I just washed my thing and I can’t do a hare with it.”
@DnT. Good God old chap! That joke is older than me
Approved by the Department of Stuff.
Why protect the hair thing? Everyone knows it’s the bald thing that’s most vulnerable!
Don’t forget to pick up Protect the Enamel Thing on our Oral Hygiene aisle!
Is the Hair Thing the sequel to The Thing?
品 means “things”, so the Engrish isn’t completely a hallucination.
My hair thing has left the building.
@ Marum: And you can see how little respect the elderly get these days.
@DnT. Respect has to be earned, not conferred.
Just as age usually equals greater knowledge, but not necessarily wisdom. Wisdom is another thing altogether.
If you protect your hairy thing, it may prevent STDs.
A product of the Donald Trump Organisation. 😛
The hair needs protecting… from the things on this shelf!
Testing 🙄
Testing 😈
Testing :O
Nope still nothing :/
You know, there are people on earth who don’t know what ‘hair conditioner’ is