February 2nd, 2017

Where does this twenty go?

deposited-in-our-self

Oh man, that half dollar's gonna hurt...

Photo courtesy of Adri de Zwart. Found at hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

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February 1st, 2017

Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

grenade-juice

Why do I taste C4?

Photo courtesy of Day Wrenn.

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January 31st, 2017

Man eating crab.

buffet-can-eat-all-you

No part is wasted.

Photo courtesy of Brian McDermott. Chinese buffet restaurant flyer from PA, USA.

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January 30th, 2017

Oh, right. Like you’re in the BNA.

nkie-knie

Photo courtesy of Tania Gonzales. Used by hotel on Hainan Island, China.

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January 29th, 2017

Gluten Free option key

pause-bread

Not as esoteric as the Space Bar.

Photo courtesy of Alba Saga. Chinese made keyboard.

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January 28th, 2017

Must… remove… horniness…

bath-salt

Photo courtesy of MM.

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January 27th, 2017

Do you have it in another really color?

this-is-a-really-many

Photo courtesy of Nadia Chang. T-shirt spotted in Taiwan.

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January 26th, 2017

A real animal would shower.

heart-is-very-coward

I'm so sick of hippos hiding in the tub.

Photo courtesy of Rich Nakatsu. Found on aluminum storage can.

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January 25th, 2017

Dials the plumber.

hand-the-water-leakage

Photo courtesy of Jennie Backstrom. Found in a park in Beijing, China.

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January 24th, 2017

Qualification rate almost 100%!

guolong-worth-forever-you-trust

Mom, are we fashion people?

Photo courtesy of Nikolina Søgnen. Nail file package imported from China.

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