November 16th, 2016

The last fireman skimmed a little…

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons. Found in China.

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November 15th, 2016

Now legal in 8 states…

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons. Found in China.

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November 14th, 2016

The squash took it really hard…

veg-feelings

Please onion, if you start, I'll start...

Photo courtesy of Mark Wood. Spotted on menu in India.

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November 13th, 2016

Peper or plestic?

peper-cup

Peper is 100 parcent recycleble.

Photo courtesy of Monik. Found in Nagoya, Japan.

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November 12th, 2016

Torpodoes–kller inwater!

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence. Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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November 11th, 2016

Last resort

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence. Found on ferry to Macau. 

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November 10th, 2016

May the hot dogs be with you

star-wnrs

I have some concerns this is not an officially licensed product...

Photo courtesy of Gyoschak. Found in Shanghai, China.

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November 9th, 2016

Been watching too much Westworld…

extreme-robots-terror

Photo courtesy of John Massengale. T-shirt found in Tokyo. Botton says: "More evil! Still ill! devilrobots!"

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November 8th, 2016

Choose wisely on erection day…

erection-in-progress

Photo courtesy of Ami Tham. Found in Singapore.

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November 7th, 2016

That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

lairsea-skin-care

My skin is sucking oxygen like a lung!

Photo courtesy of Ian. Found in Hong Kong.

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