Come on, I got a family to feed down here.

Come on, I got a family to feed down here.

posted on 18 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging

sweet-pig

If Santa’s elves ever come up missing, I know where to check first.

Photo courtesy of Sharon W.
Bag found in Japan.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Discovery is fun?

Depends on who you are discovering.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Damn those dwarfs eating stomachs

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Sounds like doctors and nurses

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Some people are only hungarian for money.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

After the dwarves have finished eating, there is gnome more food.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s really a Penis Fly Trap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Some people like to pig out. Dwarfs like to pig in.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0411. I guess there is only a gnomenal chance they will serve more.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

If you’re eating a lot, you can expect parking problems or even get Parkingson’s

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

They say a half pint every day is healthy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Isn’t Anomal Planet even funnier?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I’ve never seen a pig that looks so much like a beer.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

So it’s not just pregnant women who have to eat for two.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

And that’s why I stay away from tequila.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Dwarfs in the stomach, eh? Would you like some shortbread?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I was operating the mate’s lathe, when I heard this snuffling sound. Looking down I saw this juvenile pig. In an automatic reaction I grabbed the 1.5lb engineers hammer off the lathe,and in one swing. dispatched the pig. I took it home ,cleaned and filleted it, and put it in the freezer.

An hour later I was back operating the lathe when I heard a voice: “Scuse me mister. Have you seen our pet pig?” &# 128126; Instant remorse. But it still tasted delicious.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If the young pig looks like a beer, in a few years it will be somewhat lager.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

🡦

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0635 If it is whisky, it could be in a Hogshead.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

1 Hogshead = 6 Firkins

So. How;s yer firkin?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Seriously; 1 Hogshead = 54 Gallons.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The dwarves are eating bacon.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

I think that’s a tapeworm.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Manbearpig strikes again!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

As long as the dwarfs don’t drop the dishes, blunt the knives, and bend the forks in there too I’m okay with that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This isn’t the normal way for small traders to get into pork bellies!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The blue ones are simply called ‘pigs’

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

“When the toilets [?] in your stomach got your munchies on your mind, there’s no place like Boston Pizza.” That’s an old commercial jingle for a Canadian restaurant.

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