December 19th, 2017

They’re follicly delicious!

leek-hair-belly

You get chopsticks and a comb.

Photo courtesy of Ted R. Found in China.

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December 18th, 2017

Come on, I got a family to feed down here.

sweet-pig

If Santa’s elves ever come up missing, I know where to check first.

Photo courtesy of Sharon W. Bag found in Japan.

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December 17th, 2017

Fat guy, don’t faii me.

fat-guy-furrery-taiior

He also knows where the best diners are.

Photo courtesy of Anthony S. Found in China.

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December 16th, 2017

Who needs cookies?!

fantastic-tastes-everywhere

Photo courtesy of Bill R. Cookie box from China.

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December 15th, 2017

A little peasant sweat on the side

set-meal

Trying to watch my peasant carbs...

Photo courtesy of Tony G. Found in China.

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December 14th, 2017

The adult butter world thanks you.

adult-butter-taste

Mmm this toast is kinda... sexy.

Photo courtesy of Dan M. Potato chips found in Japan. 

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December 13th, 2017

Where do I sign up?

margret-mine-case

Oh, I read her exploits in the bathroom...

Photo courtesy of John Welch. Found in Vietnam. Meant to say "magnetic".

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December 12th, 2017

Please stop picking at the wall.

wall-is-peeling-off

Last time we use tile decals...

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman. Found in China.

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December 11th, 2017

Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

jade-stone-massage

That’s kind of the expensive...

Photo courtesy of Rik Dawson. Found in Thailand. 

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December 10th, 2017

The juice is terrible.

try-xiangjung-dry

Now try these wet French fries...

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M. Found in China.

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