Homeless the guy sometimes sleeps there.

Homeless the guy sometimes sleeps there.

posted on 27 Sep 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Maintenance the man has the key…

Photo courtesy of Chris Wooff.
Found in China. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
4 years ago

– Rescue the room !
– Which room ?
– The muchroom !

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 years ago

Wasn’t that an old film with Helena Bonfire Carter…..”A Room with a Rescue” ?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Hurry or it’ll be curtains for that poor room.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This looks like a job for….. Superintendentman!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It got its door in a jamb.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Yes indeed. It’s going lound and loundel.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s a woom with a view.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It is not only the room which needs rescuing.

A young virgin lady named Morse,
Married for better or worse,
But in the bridal suite to her terror,
She found remaining chaste was an error,
For her young man was equipped like a horse.

coffeebot
4 years ago

Is this the mens Rest the Room?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I was looking for the living room, not the dying room.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0641. Could be worse.

Could be a sewing room, with a couple of real sewers.

BTW. The Courier Mail (our local rag) had an ad like that a few years ago, in the Jobs Ads: Wanted: Female sewer.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Due to the convergence of quantum forces beyond his comprehension, Building Superintendent No. 5 Zhao Hong, along with the entire rest room he was in process of renovating, were suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, and never heard from again.

(Hat tip to B. Kliban and Salvatore Quanucci.)

Classic Steve
4 years ago

When escape rooms go out of style.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Speaking of rooms.

Q. Why is the Tardis like a Vagina.

A. It’s bigger on the inside.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

EDIT: Because it’s bigger on the inside.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Why what did it do

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Too much roominating here

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The walls have it cornered.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

In Soviet Russia, room rescues YOU!!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Rescue the Room!
Yeti is here!!!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Rescue the room.
Otherwise it will be mushed.

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