August 4th, 2025

Never underestimate the power of floating…

So, fill the hamster cage with water…

Photo courtesy of D. Witheri. Shopping bag found in Tokyo. 

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August 1st, 2025

Please help trash find a home…

He’s no longer with us. He got recycled…

Photo courtesy of Dominic Smith. Spotted in China. 

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July 31st, 2025

Explains why this cookie is $15…

Some dishes were born outside of wedlock…

Photo courtesy of DJLA. Found in Japan. 

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July 30th, 2025

Friends with diabetes…

What did you… WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THESE!

Photo courtesy of DJ LA. Cookie package found in Japan. 

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July 29th, 2025

There’s no place like dot….

Somewhere between Sweet Home and Error 404.

Photo courtesy of Dima Tisnek. Spotted in Korea. 

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July 28th, 2025

I caught it from Dad…

Didn’t slow him down one bit…

Photo courtesy of Dem. Spotted in Japan. 

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July 25th, 2025

May cause grammar combustion….

Photo courtesy of David White.

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July 24th, 2025

We’re on a first name basis…

I don’t mind lending it money…

Photo courtesy of David Irish. Snack found in Japan. 

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July 23rd, 2025

Tea is looking for chicks with low self esteem…

Stop it coffee, I love tea. I’ve been secretly drinking it when you’re gone…

 

Photo courtesy of David B. Tea found in Japan. 

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July 22nd, 2025

A rolling stoner gathers no moss…

Does this mean NASA is hiring?

Photo courtesy of Dave Onda. T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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