May 21st, 2020

You don’t want to be visited by the spirit of toilets.

Scared the sh*t out of me!

Photo courtesy of Lane R. Spotted in Japan. (The original Japanese is a play on words. Could have been translated as: "let's treat the toilet paper kindly") 

 
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May 20th, 2020

The power of Chrysler compels you

In nomine Prius, et Fiat, et spiritus Subaru.

Photo courtesy of Glen R. 

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May 19th, 2020

Employee complaints are down.

Now Hiring

Photo courtesy of Dennis S. Spotted in Japan. 

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May 18th, 2020

Before 1972–not celebrated.

I miss normal names like Yankee Stadium...

Photo courtesy of Philip Dixon. Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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May 15th, 2020

The lifeless thing, it’s an act.

Photo courtesy of Larry Herzberg. Sign spotted in China. 

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May 14th, 2020

Hand me my travel complaint phrase book…

I flew here from NYC—impress me.

 

Photo courtesy of Arthur Galestian. Found in a taxi cab in Bangkok, Thailand.

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May 13th, 2020

Is human disturbance hindering your preasure?

IIXIXV is why we use arabic numerals...

Photo courtesy of M.H.

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May 12th, 2020

That’s no extinguisher!

Did this skintube just get longer?

Photo courtesy of Kevin Cole.  Spotted in China. 

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May 11th, 2020

Near the commer store…

I'm just waiting at the commer of Main and 1st St...

Photo courtesy of Kevin Cole.  Shoe box found in China. 

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May 8th, 2020

Schlong or short

Photo courtesy of Scott Neader. Found at flea market in Portugal. 

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