The power of Chrysler compels you

My Prius has so many weird parts squeezed in under the hood, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them could cure homosexuality.

No-one expects the Subaru Imprezition!

There is probably a sharp edge in there somewhere that could turn a guy Jewish.

well bless me father

Not much use for Westboro Baptists.

So why does a Subaru exhaust go Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-

He put a protestant converter on it and got ten more horsepower and five percent less molestation.

@FB: Probably saved some Mass, too. 😛

One downside: You have to take it to 14 stations.

Yup. Converts them to Lutherans, with 40% less carbon emissions, and nitrous oxides.

“Tis more user friendly than the Catastrophic Converter they used to fit to Falcon Utes.

Mia culpa,
Mia culpa,
Mia maxima culpa.

Thy Kenworth come, thy WIllys be done.

@Classic Steve. My favourite station of the Cross, was Darlinghurst.

Proselytizing is caused by the Palladium catalyst.

These are made by plat ‘n ‘um.

@Marum: I thought it was road-i-um. 😉

Save more gases if the passengers are Irish.

@DnT Correct They pa layed i um to the factory, where they rode i um down the conveyor to the assembly line, from whence they plat i num into the vehicle.

@BFC: With all that Guinness, the Irish are no strangers to gases!

The Jesuits secret weapon n converting Japan?

The Jesuits’ secret weapon in converting Japan?

I have to see how this is installed in the Pope-mobile.

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