Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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Contraceptive interceptor

posted on 31 Dec 2009 in Toiletries

If you get the reference, chances are you don’t need these anyway…

Photo courtesy of Abe Lee.
Condoms from Japan.

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Just don’t use the hair dryer on it.

posted on 7 Dec 2009 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Lather & rinse are AOK but when you repeat, the angels cry…

Photo courtesy of Gordon Everitt.
Found in China.

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Only if you use with water…

posted on 20 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

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Photo courtesy of Ray Baker.
Found in Yangon, Myanmar.

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For extend drink time…

posted on 8 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Who wears the urine pants in this family?!

Photo courtesy of Charles Reynolds.
Found in Taiwan supermarket.

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Remember to wipe first…

posted on 13 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of James Richardson.
Toilet paper found in Vietnam.

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How rommttc!

posted on 31 Jul 2009 in Toiletries

Just don’t expect me to call the next day…

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Photo courtesy of David Sterry
Toilet paper found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Top it off with some toothpaste!

posted on 17 Jul 2009 in Toiletries

 

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Photo courtesy of Giselle & Bill.
Found in Japan. 

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…you said you wanted the body of a God?

posted on 30 Apr 2009 in Toiletries


Photo courtesy of Kristin Johnson & Ed Derus.
Diet pills found in Japan mall.

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The secret? Resin epoxy.

posted on 7 Apr 2009 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Ian Kennedy.
Hair spray found in Yamagata, Japan.

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Tired of seeing?

posted on 7 Jan 2009 in Toiletries

 

Photo courtesy of “Hrussell”.
Eye makeup remover from Japan. 

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