Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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If you plan to do your own stunts…

posted on 7 Apr 2010 in Chinglish, Toiletries

If only Jackie Chan had actually used this…

Photo courtesy of Kaitokiddo.
Shampoo found in China.

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Feeling better now?

posted on 22 Feb 2010 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Lori Mack.
Heating pad for lower abdomen.

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European Arts have gone down the toilet…

posted on 24 Jan 2010 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Thébaud Frédéric.
Toilet paper found in Japan.

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Contraceptive interceptor

posted on 31 Dec 2009 in Toiletries

If you get the reference, chances are you don’t need these anyway…

Photo courtesy of Abe Lee.
Condoms from Japan.

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Just don’t use the hair dryer on it.

posted on 7 Dec 2009 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Lather & rinse are AOK but when you repeat, the angels cry…

Photo courtesy of Gordon Everitt.
Found in China.

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Only if you use with water…

posted on 20 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

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Photo courtesy of Ray Baker.
Found in Yangon, Myanmar.

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For extend drink time…

posted on 8 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Who wears the urine pants in this family?!

Photo courtesy of Charles Reynolds.
Found in Taiwan supermarket.

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Remember to wipe first…

posted on 13 Aug 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of James Richardson.
Toilet paper found in Vietnam.

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How rommttc!

posted on 31 Jul 2009 in Toiletries

Just don’t expect me to call the next day…

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Photo courtesy of David Sterry
Toilet paper found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Top it off with some toothpaste!

posted on 17 Jul 2009 in Toiletries

 

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Photo courtesy of Giselle & Bill.
Found in Japan. 

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