Top it off with some toothpaste!

What better way to top off your strawberrys.

The after dinner treat recommended by dentists everywhere! 🙂

It’s a floor wax!

…And that was just for starters! 🙂

Served in McDental’s.

One of several complimentary toiletries from the Hotel BJ. 😉

They’re serving it as the wrong course!

For those with a sweet tooth but do not like brushing their teeth.

Make sure to fross!

I hate it when people leave the cap off of their dessert, and squeeze from the middle of the tube rather than the end. Messy!

Ahh: the sweet taste of dental hygiene!

Nothing like going into battle with a grit in your teeth…

Make sure you brush after every meal!

Any incentive to get kids to brush regularly…

New butter-brickel-baking-soda flavor!

4 out of 5 dentists agree: it’s terrible.

Don’t forget the twizzler floss.

The only toothpaste you could swallow.

Is this for astronauts?

Do I have to brush my teeth after I brush?

You’ll love the “After-Dinner Mint” flavor!

For people with real bad breath. Contains 10% kitty litter.

And don’t forget Hair Gel Midmorning Snack!

The recommended item to top off your meal of hot sand with Flied Pork.

This takes after-dinner mint to a whole new level!

@ Jay: I remember that skit! Shimmer!

Trick your kids into oral hygiene!

Can someone tell me if this is really dessert called ‘toothpaste’ or is it toothpaste with ‘dessert’ brand?

Mmmm Cheesecake toothpaste

From the creators of the “Refreshing taste bubble shaving cream”

all you need for dessert is toothpaste…

I think its a candy flavored toothpaste or something.
But oh well, you can use it as a substitute for whipped cream 😀

Perfect after the mouthwash-and-floss special…

. . . And the flouride-berries taste like flouride-berries!!!