Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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Jag-off-off

It’s like a cold shower in every tube!


Photo courtesy of Derick Jansen.
Chinese product found in South Africa.

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Genghis John

posted on 29 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Toiletries

My dad, after chili…


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Photo courtesy of David Hales.

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Hand cleaner

posted on 11 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Dissolves rusty nails in seconds. Deters rats and little sisters!

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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Consult your doctor if effect lasts more than 4 hours…

posted on 7 Feb 2011 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Devin Nail.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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You had better obey

posted on 18 Dec 2010 in Toiletries

Absorbent. Stimulating. Commanding.

Sponge found in Japan hotel room.

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Now, don’t lose this…

posted on 7 Sep 2010 in Toiletries

I found it!

Photo courtesy of Susan Janvrin & Matt Normand.
Air freshener found in restaurant bathroom in Japan.

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Religiously clean!

posted on 26 Jun 2010 in Toiletries

We’re Sanitarians… we wash on Sundays

Photo courtesy of Wyatt Nordstrom.

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Feelings are very refreshing

posted on 9 May 2010 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Air freshener found in Japan.

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It’s a shame, really

posted on 8 May 2010 in Toiletries

We more than care for your rear…

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Toilet paper found in Japan.

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Smells good enough to eat

posted on 24 Apr 2010 in Toiletries


Photo courtesy of Colin Yong.
Deodorizer from Japan.

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