Jelly enhances my waistline…
Semen pocket? That’s my wife’s nickname…
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Condoms found in Japan.
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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And a tip of the condom to you this morning, ma’am
Use the jelly so it doesn’t jam.
Semen pocket? I just had an idea for a modification to teenage boys’ pants!
If you don’t behave, I’ll put a jex on you.
Outside tip ? You mean there is also an inside tip ?
But is it ripped for you pleasure.
Is that semen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?
So what does it come with again?
This wil surely make you jell
Pocket air, you mean queef?
Different sort of Hot Pocket.