Stationery

This is still a relatively untapped Engrish market – the Japanese love to decorate stationery, quite often with some far out Engrish.

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If it takes, I’m done.

posted on 15 May 2018 in Stationery

wood-factory

In time for Spring!

Photo courtesy of Thomas B.
Magnet clip found in Japan. 

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Now if we only get him to flush…

posted on 21 Apr 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

dary-urinating-dog

If he really was man’s best friend he’d put the lid down…

Photo courtesy of Michelle.
Stationery from Korea. 

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If you’re not sure you’re alive, think again.

posted on 16 Apr 2018 in Stationery

friend-is-this-animal

Look for more sure proofs you’re alive.

Photo courtesy of Marijke Lohman.
Notebook found in Japan. 

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Because child services

posted on 6 Apr 2018 in Stationery

Preetygirl

Some of my friends are leddy babies.

Photo courtesy of Katie Fulcher.

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Guess I’m a bear now.

posted on 18 Mar 2018 in Stationery

we-are-juice-boys

Mixer has a limited vocabulary.

Photo courtesy of David Gorman.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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Not when it’s self aware…

posted on 17 Mar 2018 in Stationery, Uncategorized

milk-caramel

Caramel box helped me through some rough times.

Photo courtesy of David Gorman.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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Height: to be heighty.

posted on 19 Feb 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

mashi-maro

Width: to be widthy.

Photo courtesy of Angelo Alduino.
Pencil case found in a Korean stationery store. 

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Based on the Heisenberg Principle…

posted on 18 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

the-corresponding-image

Up to now, this has only worked in theory.

Photo courtesy of Shruti Tibrewala.
Found in Korea.

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I am that I write.

posted on 17 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

border-color

I like the color and so does I am.
Photo courtesy of “Anime Crackhead”.
Found at Daiso in Seoul, Korea.
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More about the child later.

posted on 30 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Stationery

just-for-you

If this doesn’t get your eves teazed up…

Photo courtesy of Sarah Wilson.
Greeting card found in Singapore.

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