Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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The Lord does not like yoga.

posted on 17 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lord-shall-not-be-stretched

Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.

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The last fireman skimmed a little…

posted on 16 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Now legal in 8 states…

posted on 15 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Peper or plestic?

posted on 13 Nov 2016 in Signs

peper-cup

Peper is 100 parcent recycleble.

Photo courtesy of Monik.
Found in Nagoya, Japan.

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Torpodoes–kller inwater!

posted on 12 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

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Not in front of the tigers please

posted on 5 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

take-come-of-your-kids

Photo courtesy of Jared Sutton.
Found at zoo in Heilongjiang, China.

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You gotta be joing.

posted on 4 Nov 2016 in Signs

no-smoing

We were toing up behind school…

Photo courtesy of Robert Lefevre.
Found at Yokohama Oktoberfest, Japan.

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That clown tasted funny.

posted on 3 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

consumption-of-guest

Never thought I’d get out of there alive!

Photo courtesy of Ramon Bergsma.
Found at McDonald’s in Yichang, China.

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Happy Halloween!

posted on 31 Oct 2016 in Signs

only-for-costumers

I’m dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

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