The Lord does not like yoga.
Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.
Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.
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Beware of falling gorillas
U’d be careful of what it pokes
The Lord: For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow
Ode To A Small Lump Of Horizontal Peace Sign I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
And he can’t stand groveling.
Touch the spindle only if you want to be holey.
From the book of Revolutions.
Make sure the cutting tool is set at the correct angel.
It’s the Holy Ghost in the machine.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your spindle and Your spindle tail, they comfort me.
Spandex is abhorring to the Lord
It seems the Lord has limited tensile strength.
Touching the spindle is a mortal spin.
No wonder they call it a tool and die shop.
What? Nothing in the scripture about folding or mutilating?
Ironically, the machine makes nine inch nails.
WARNING: Thou shalt not take the dance of the Lord thy God in vain
Deus ex macchina.
Thou shalt not stretch the Lord with bad material. (King James version)
Or else a pair of giant scissors shall get you from behind the wall!
Give us this day our good material, lead us not into the spindle feeder tension alignment and deliver us not unto the hand that touches the tail.
It seems like the Lord has given us an 11th commandment.
This message goes double for you, Briar Rose.
♪Dance dance wherever you may be,
For t am the lord of the dance said he♫
“KUMBAYA”!!!
Seriously though: I believe these to be precautions to observe, when operating a Lathe.
Psalm 152:1 Praise the Lord, His longsuffering stretcheth to the heavens. His hand protecteth thy hand, lest ye smite it on the spindle.
Says right here on Page 278 of the Bible: no yoga, poker, porn, pot, or (Harry) Potter.
@Marum | 1:20 pm: These Chinese have strange ideas about safety! I know of no reason why the spindle tail isn’t covered while the lathe is operating. It is on my lathe, which isn’t even CNC. On the up side, this sign makes for great Engrish!
Wear good material, especially in your tie. If you get choked by the lathe, you can be buried in what you wear.
BUT!! Jesus was a carpenter….Not a titter and furner.
The Lord Giveth and the Lord Stretcheth away
It’s the Lathe of Heaven.
Good Lord . . . more Chingrish
or feeder nothing!