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Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Oh look, twins!

posted on 11 Dec 2016 in Signs

50p-off-kids

I just wait until they throw them out…

Photo courtesy of John M.

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You should have seen before it retired.

posted on 10 Dec 2016 in Signs

lamplight-ass-of-hot-water

I would have guessed the water came from another orifice.

Photo courtesy of Kaori Yoshida.
Found at Onsen (hot springs bath) in Ishikawa, Japan.
Japanese says: “Open area in front of hot springs”

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This is the 5rd time I saw this.

posted on 7 Dec 2016 in Signs

1th-floor

It wasn’t funny the 1th time…

Photo courtesy of S. Elliot.

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The most noble of flames.

posted on 6 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

fire-distinguisher

Classier than the slow burn…

Photo courtesy of E.F.

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Cleanlines is next to Godlines.

posted on 5 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

cleanlines-upon-you-me-him

Between you me him, you can’t be too cleanlines.

Photo courtesy of Tamar.
Found in Chongqing, China.

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It used to cost an arm and a leg…

posted on 29 Nov 2016 in Signs

sperm

Photo courtesy of Andrew Rigg.
Boutique clothing store found in Sendai, Japan.

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I’ve got a severe case of dissent.

posted on 23 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

health-rests-civilized-behavior

Explains why I keep getting sick at the protest march…

Photo courtesy of Judit Várhelyi.
Found at Lingering Garden, Suzhou, China.

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By lunch it became much worse.

posted on 20 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

breakfast-intestinal

I had breakfast intestinal but I’m better now.

Photo courtesy of Gustavo Hsu.
Found in China. 

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Would you like break of coffee?

posted on 19 Nov 2016 in Signs

give-me-a-meeting

…it’s in my case of brief.

Photo courtesy of Kim Lonskov.
Found in Tokyo hotel lobby.

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The Lord does not like yoga.

posted on 17 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lord-shall-not-be-stretched

Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.

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