Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?

posted on 14 Mar 2017 in Instructions, Signs

flashing

Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan. 

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Please shower before drying off.

posted on 11 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

reminder

Photo courtesy of Alissa.
Found in hotel bathroom in Xi’an, China.

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English Engrish

posted on 5 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

welsh-lady-ass-fudge

Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie.
Found at a Tesco in the UK.

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Even if times I gotta tell you?

posted on 27 Feb 2017 in Signs

how-many-are-drunk

Sir, how many drunk in your party?

Photo courtesy of Amber Zabarauskas.
Found in Osaka, Japan.

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Do you want consternation look again?

posted on 24 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

unwholesome-future-effects

Waiter has been instruct to make you feel unwelcome.

Photo courtesy of Stephen McAllan.
Found at Chinese temple in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

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You missed a spot…

posted on 21 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-keep-cleaning

C’mon we’re on the clock.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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You’re looking a little dry in the knees…

posted on 20 Feb 2017 in Signs

please-water-yourself

Photo courtesy of Michael Bradley.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.

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That sounds fine.

posted on 8 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

you-have-to-fine

Photo courtesy of Riccardo De Feo.
Found in China.

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Please leave the keys.

posted on 7 Feb 2017 in Signs

human-parking

Somebody’s been in my glove box.

Photo courtesy of Foster Major.
Found in Kobe, Japan.

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The earth is racist…

posted on 3 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

protest-the-earth

Don’t try playing the moon card.

Photo courtesy of Robin Lambeek.
Found in China.

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