Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Torpodoes–kller inwater!

posted on 12 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

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Not in front of the tigers please

posted on 5 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

take-come-of-your-kids

Photo courtesy of Jared Sutton.
Found at zoo in Heilongjiang, China.

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You gotta be joing.

posted on 4 Nov 2016 in Signs

no-smoing

We were toing up behind school…

Photo courtesy of Robert Lefevre.
Found at Yokohama Oktoberfest, Japan.

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That clown tasted funny.

posted on 3 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

consumption-of-guest

Never thought I’d get out of there alive!

Photo courtesy of Ramon Bergsma.
Found at McDonald’s in Yichang, China.

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Happy Halloween!

posted on 31 Oct 2016 in Signs

only-for-costumers

I’m dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

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I’m arc-challenged.

posted on 20 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

its-so-civilized

C’mon it’s just one step…

Photo courtesy of Joris van Drooge.
Taken in Sichuan Province, China.

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Appliances of the undead.

posted on 19 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

push-for-flesh

Sadly, zombie buttons went out in the 80s.

Photo courtesy of Heather Robb.
Found in toilet on boat in South Korea.

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In sand we can sand castle the sand.

posted on 12 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

haeundae

I used to be it is younger back then.

Photo courtesy of Olivia Watson.
Sign found at Haeundae Beach, Busan, Korea.

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Glistering display of design.

posted on 7 Oct 2016 in Signs

you-are-listering

How is that fastrened to the floor?

Photo courtesy of Berenice Consavela.
Found in Brussels.

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