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Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Proprietors: Dick and Harry

posted on 26 Jul 2018 in Signs

wood-and-pecker

Photo courtesy of Mark Woeppel.
Found in Yokohama, Japan. 

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You will obey the rules of gravity.

posted on 24 Jul 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Rules-of-Up-and-Down

China sucked all the joy out of hopping…

Photo courtesy of M. Waltner.
Found in China. 

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Put boo in your poo

posted on 23 Jul 2018 in Signs

always-thank-spirit-of-toilets

Photo courtesy of Michael Degelbeck.
Found in Tokyo. 

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No thanks, my song already ate.

posted on 19 Jul 2018 in Signs

dance-it-all-together

Do you have anything for dancing stomach?

Photo courtesy of Liam Gobbert.
Found in Japan. 

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This donut tastes meaty…

posted on 18 Jul 2018 in Signs

Flesh-Bakery

Photo courtesy of Laura S.
Found in Japan. 

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Please don’t get them mixed this time.

posted on 15 Jul 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

BoxDoesTheToilet

Vinh Binh was years away from free toilets…

Photo courtesy of Pat Kal.
Found in Vietnam. 

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We understand how hard it’s been…

posted on 13 Jul 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

tender-travel-service

Photo courtesy of John Witty.
Found in China. 

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Mind your compenste.

posted on 11 Jul 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

damage-wants-to-compensate

It’s Compenste Prevention Week…

Photo courtesy of Jiayang Chien.
Found in China. 

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Forward march.

posted on 9 Jul 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

the-vistor-halts

Now sign the guestbook!

Photo courtesy of Jeff Girard.
Found in China.

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Drink only in wonderation…

posted on 7 Jul 2018 in Signs

Saloon

Photo courtesy of Jake Welsh.
Found in Japan. 

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