And I was afraid they didn’t wash their hands…

It’s tasteless.

I like Japanese restaurants, but I couldn’t eat a whole one!

In a beer batter

Some diners have low expectorations.

Is food cheaper in the okonomi size?

I expect to rate #5 as my least favourite.

These are all odd choices.

When restaurants do recursion.

‘Why is the food so expensive?’

“Because of the Japanese okonomi Yaki.”

In the US, the Oklahoma Yucky tastes worse.

Imagine this with a broad West Indian accent..(it really happened)

Commentator: It is the first day of the first test in Barbados. Great Britain has won the toss and will bat. David Willie will take strike, and Michael Holding will open the bowling.

Now here comes Michael holding off his long run for the first ball – the bowler is Holding the batsman’s Willie.

In fact it is the name of a book, by the medium pacer; Max Walker.

“The bowler is Holding the batsman’s Willie”

You really do NOT want to know about meals 2; 4; 6; 8; 10; and 12.

Fried spit garnished with green pees

Just the skewer and spit? Do we get to eat the grill as well?

Yo dawg, I heard you like restaurants, so we put a restaurant in yo restaurant so you can eat while you eat.

Is the menu in the restaurant, or is the restaurant on the menu?

When ordering from this menu by numbers, you don’t even

Not only that. Our menu is decidedly odd.

Oddly, No.5 reads “Fried Spit.”
They won’t even show No.6.
It would well be “Fried Sphit” withOUT the “p.”

Again oddly, this is a recursive restaurant.

Waiter: “Are you two ready to order?” Man 1: “Yeah, I’ll have your Japanese Restaurant please.. and my wife will have the Roast Skewer & Fried Spit… I know, she’s disgusting… *whispers to staff* This is like a farewell dinner, I’m going to tell her I want a divorce, right after my meal, but before I begin to sort out this food business” Waiter: “Oh..Ok…right…. Damn it, we’re out of business!…….. *mumbles to self* Knew I should have taken the restaurant off the menu…Weeelll.. at least I’ve still got my Sea Food Restaurant…” Man: “Don’t worry, I’ll definitely be changing… Read more »