Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

posted on 12 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China. 

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I can’t believe I made it through slack season…

posted on 10 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Shenyang, China.

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If you cannot read this, your restaurant is around back.

posted on 5 Dec 2019 in Signs

No shirt
No shoes
No nonhumans

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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I prefer radhads…

posted on 3 Dec 2019 in Signs

Looks notural…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan.
Japanese says: “hair color”. 

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Shwo me where this is…

posted on 22 Nov 2019 in Buildings, Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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It’s my least most favorite.

posted on 12 Nov 2019 in Signs

Speedy delivery in six weeks…

Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow.
Spotted in Hibiya, Tokyo. 

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I’m so grad they post this…

posted on 5 Nov 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Mauricio Ayres.
Found in Japan. 

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This is going to put a damper on Halloween.

posted on 28 Oct 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Seasonal hullabaloo are to blame.

Photo courtesy of D Maveus.

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I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

posted on 24 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

…and I woulda gotten away without flushing
if it weren’t for that meddling Whistleblower.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Hyde. 
Found in Ukraine. 

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Prohibit every!

posted on 23 Oct 2019 in Signs

Just not.

Photo courtesy of Gary Glassman.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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