Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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They cracked the code…

posted on 15 Dec 2020 in Signs

Come out of your shell…

Photo courtesy of Matt and Kellie.
Hostess club spotted in Tokyo. 

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It’s coming off the tracks!

posted on 14 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Matthew C.
Sign spotted in China. 

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I can’t afford different…

posted on 5 Dec 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Malena Söderlund.
Spotted in Vietnam. 

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Is this the informing center?

posted on 2 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

I have never felt so inconvenient!

Photo courtesy of Donald Haake.
Taken at the Great Wall in China. 

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Because in a noodle is just weird…

posted on 30 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Sorry the noodle is in me…

Found in China. 
一米 = 1 meter   线 = line   米线 = noodle

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Show methe money!

posted on 29 Nov 2020 in Signs

Shampionship story teller…

Photo courtesy of MH.
Spotted in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Not enough of them around any more…

posted on 27 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains the postage due on the toilet paper…

Photo courtesy of Lon Casey.
Found in China. 

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Would you like the armored 40 ounce?

posted on 26 Nov 2020 in Drinks, Signs

I miss plain old soft drinks…

Photo courtesy of Tish Hodgkinson.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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My one nostril is smaller… 

posted on 25 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

I hate pretending I have one but there’s no line…

Photo courtesy of Larry Vivolo.
Found at an office building in Beijing, China. 

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If I have to explain…

posted on 24 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Today we’re covering FAQs…

Photo courtesy of Lauralynn Tomassi.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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