Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

Filter Posts!

Trohibitstan: voted least friendly

posted on 27 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Believe it, my uncle lost a leg during a skirmish in Trohibitstan.



Photo courtesy of Courtney and John.
Sign warning visitors not to get too close to the edge of a cliff.
Folded Brocade Hill, Guilin, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (246 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
Loading...

Interphone

posted on 26 Nov 2010 in Signs

Until then, go find something to do…

Photo courtesy of Elena Nazvanova.
Originally posted 2004.8.6

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (227 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
Loading...

Happy Food Court Mealtime

posted on 15 Nov 2010 in Signs

Always happy when mealtime is!

Photo courtesy of Mauro Sauco.
Sign found in Japan.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (144 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
Loading...

Happy Erection Day!

posted on 2 Nov 2010 in Signs

If you ain’t got one, don’t bother coming…

Photo courtesy of Arona Wehipeihana.
Found on boat from Wakkanai to Rishiri Island, Japan.
Originally posted 2003/1/14.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (347 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
Loading...

Attention Honorific Guest:

posted on 20 Oct 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of AnnieLaurie Erickson.
Found in Jianshui, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (393 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading...

Did we mention take-out?

posted on 19 Oct 2010 in Menus, Signs

There’s a chance you won’t hear a tip…

Photo courtesy of Kenneth Burchfiel.
Found in Japan.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (166 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)
Loading...

Do you have snow’s number?

posted on 18 Oct 2010 in Signs

If it’s about the salt, we’re sorry…

Photo courtesy of Brian Walker.
Found in Kurumayama, Japan.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (416 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading...

Been looking for such a life…

posted on 11 Oct 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Drug store found in Zhanjiang, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (155 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5)
Loading...

Please do not feed the tourist…

posted on 5 Oct 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Do not stare directly at the tourist…

Photo courtesy of Amy Gough.
Found outside of Dandong, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (686 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading...

Once upon a time…

posted on 4 Oct 2010 in Instructions, Signs

“Please hold.  Your story is very important to us.”


Found in a small hotel in Kyoto, Japan.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (455 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
Loading...
Scroll down to see more Engrish! Swipe up to see more Engrish!
Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2024 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.