Interphone

I know what I have to do. I’ll tell the operation staff that I have nothing to do.

“Hi, I’m using the toilet. Just thought you oughta know.”

Now I wanna sniff some glue
Now I wanna have somethin’ to do
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want somethin’ to do

Gabba Gabba Hey!

“Hey whats up? I was just calling because I was bored. What are you guys up to?”

Operation Staff? Hi, I have to do my laundry, the dishes and vacuum the floor, that ok with you?

Direct line to Interpol

dang i thought this was the banana phone…wrong building

Hello Operation Staff? I’m looking for O’Problem, last name Bea. *snicker*

ARRGH, I meant FIRST name Bea! Um, sorry wrong number!*hangs up*

This phone is not for loafers

Hi. Is this the operation staff? Excellent. I want to do an appendicectomy and maybe take out a couple of gall bladders. What have you got available today?

My girlfriend is here, we are doing something, could you tell me how many staff members are on the phone listening?

When you have nothing to do call Roxanne at 555-…….

At least the interphone is busy

Not now! I’m busy!

Call the inoperative staff by Ouija-phone.

There was also a Soundgarden song with chorus “I know what to do, I’m gonna…” but since this ain’t Adult Engrish section, I will not finish the sentence.

who ya gonna call??? JENNY!! 867-5309

If you have nothing to do, please drop us a postcard.

LOL!!!

“I got something to do!!”
“right, what is it?”

Get a life or get out!

Don’t bother me, I’m retired.

“Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, ‘Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.'”

At the next Interphone, two Tholian battle cruisers foil your attempt to rescue the captain, and spin a force-field web around your ship.