Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Please be in the sidewalk

posted on 17 Jan 2013 in Signs

You probably should quitting

Photo courtesy of “Tomodachi”
Found in Vanilla Club in Tokyo. 

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Because alcohol and gasoline do mix

posted on 15 Jan 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Stemiz.
 Found in Japan.

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I would like to order a food.

posted on 14 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Dr Moreau’s table manners were strict but fair…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Oertwig.
Found at a Korean grocery store in Honolulu. 

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Snow joke

posted on 10 Jan 2013 in Signs

The one on the left is homery…

Photo courtesy of R. Wallace.
Photo taken at Hakuba Ski Resort, Japan. 

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French maid, nice touch

posted on 6 Jan 2013 in Signs

Enoug h cleaning already

Photo courtesy of A.S.V.
Bookstore sign found in Japan. 

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Bend here for tickets

posted on 3 Jan 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christopher Szweistis.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.  

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Don’t worry, they sure you

posted on 21 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I saved an excellency seat for you.

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Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
Found at hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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Child run around in evident of parent people absent.

posted on 20 Dec 2012 in Signs

These rule has you in decline of tip.

Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner.
Found at French Restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Wipe that smile off your, er, face

posted on 19 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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I’ll have a speculative mochaccino

posted on 17 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Honesty is the best policy but not the main ingredient…

Photo courtesy of C. Tomlinson.
Found at Starbucks in Dongducheon, South Korea. 

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